The rumor mill reported yesterday that smooth sounding crooner John Mayer was hooking up with star of “The Hills”, Kristin Cavallari.

While I’m sure she appreciates the free publicity, it simply isn’t true. John took to his Twitter account to dispel the rumors.
He said:
Rumor control: How do I put this like a gentleman…I have never high fived Kristin Cavalari with my penis.
I’m sure she’s a wonderful gal but we have never tasted the Skittles Rainbow together.
My Milli has never slam danced with her Vanilli.
I have never Bensoned her Hedges, nor have I attempted to Bartle her James.
Always the clown!
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Oh just wonderful. The rumor is that besides getting publicly dumped and insulting Native Americans, Jessica Simpson has plans for a new album.

When an eager fan tweeted her to ask this, “@JessicaSimpson are u going record another album? I want Pop, R&B music!”, she replied with, “@thisiswilly i am always living music. taking my time. another record will come when it feels right.”
So that means we can expect some other great music from this cultural phenomenon. Wonderful!
Are you excited?
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This may seem a bit far-fetched to you (like myself), but Dolly Parton really wants fellow “country” singer, Jessica Simpson, to succeed in the business.

Having forgotten or slipped up on her own lyrics to ironically titled song, “Remember That”, my opinion is that Jessica needs to help herself before she gets Dolly’s name soiled in the process.
Dolly has already offered to foot the bill for Jessica’s follow-up country album to debut “Do You Know.” A source says, “Dolly sees a lot of herself in Jessica. Her personal life has been the focal point of a lot of unwanted …read more

If you’re Jessica Simpson (and be glad you’re not), then Dolly Parton wants to have some girl talk with you. According to sources, Dolly wants to help Jessica out with her career in country music.

It’s been revealed that Dolly is looking to foot the bill for Jessica’s second attempt at recording country music, even though she got dumped by Sony Nashville.
Dolly wants to release Jessica’s second country CD on her own label, Dolly Records.
A source says, “Dolly sees a lot of herself in Jessica. Her personal life has been the focal point of unwanted attention, and …read more

Has Jessica Simpson been dropped by her label?
Rumor has it that the so-called “country singer” has been let go by Sony BMG due to her concert flubs while she was on tour with Rascall Flatts.
When she was with her label, her “work” could be viewed at their site here or at Columbia Nashville’s site. Now, a basic search for Jessica Simpson does nothing but return an error.
What do you think? Has her label had enough of her country “career”?
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Once someone who played to thousands upon thousands of people, Jessica Simpson has resorted to performing at a bingo hall. I bet somewhere in the world Carrie Underwood is laughing her butt off. Jess performed her act at the 2,500-capacity San Miguel Indian Bingo & Casino on November 13th and the accomodations were less than what she’s used to.
An insider says, “Jessica’s dressing room at the bingo hall was a little larger than a broom closet.” Ouch! The source added, “There’s an iron, but no ironing board. There’s not even a fridge!”
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Jessica Simpson is trying to make a country career for herself. But with the biggest night in country music, the CMAs, maybe her invitation got lost in the mail???
Not likely, but I can only trash her for 99% of this post.
The fact that she made a country album might have seen her going to the Country Music Awards, if her name was anything but Jessica Simpson. Carrie Underwood had hosting duties and there was a well-known mini-feud between the two over Tony Romo, so is it possible that Carrie …read more

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And the catfight continues! Apparently country superstar Carrie Underwood has called Jessica Simpson fat. Even though it was through a friend of the country singer, it’s still pretty funny.
The gloves are coming off now!
Jessica has really been putting her business out there on display as of late. She’s called Tony Romo the love of her life and said that she calls him her “future baby daddy”. She’s also said that she’s not concerned with Tony getting calls from his ex Carrie Underwood because she checks his phone logs, so she knows who …read more

Sources say that Jessica Simpson’s country album is coming together nicely. Her father and manager, Joe, says that she is close to completing her album and that she is eyeing a possible unscripted reality show for CMT. This would mark her second stab at reality TV, the first being for Newlyweds, which she starred in with former husband, Nick Lachey.
Daddy Joe says:
“With Newlyweds, she let everyone into her world. Then she had to shut the world out. Now she can open it up again so people can see, here’s a girl struggling with self-esteem and finding …read more

Jessica Simpson is denying rumors that she and Tony Romo were set to do a duet on her new country album.
Her rep has issued the statement: “There are no plans for them to do this.”
Rumor busted!